Friday, July 8, 2011

The Joy of Being a Baby Boomer

It's been fun being a baby boomer... until now! Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging Baby Boomers and I'm sure you can identify with some of them.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - -- I Can't See Clearly Now!

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Th ree Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye ---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone

Abba --- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!

An d my favorite:

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

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